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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL

8 I Shall Abandon My Coffins Of Premature Fate

[04 Dec 2005|05:35pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Im bored so im gone be really random here we go!! Click Cause I'm Bored!!!Collapse )

1 I Shall Abandon My Coffin Of Premature Fate

[01 Dec 2005|06:42pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

soo this post will be public cause i will show all my friends the pictures of my new amp to brag oh yeah line 6 spider 2 75 watts of power 112 speaker celestion its an orgasm!! so i took some pics with it next to my old amp. same brand just bigger size and its got a bult in tunner! so i celebrated by learning a new song on it so the first song i learned to play on this new amp is Lamb Of God- Ashes of the Wake its fucking sick my brothers mad cause he cant play it hes like how do you move your finger like taht and im like EXPERIENCE BITCH!!! ooh yeah finaly shut his cocky little face up for thinking hes better cause he can play metallica psh fuck them. so here are the pics enjoy and comment about how jealous you are:

My new child next to my old one who is now neglected and has been sold to my younger brother
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This shows how wide the fucker is i can fit my pedal on top of it i couldnt with the old one!!
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These are the effects my old one had some but not all
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A full board picture check out that logo!
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Another picture comparing the size this time the width nuts huh
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my babys rear end nice huh
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a closer pic to the 112 celestion speaker it was dark so i photoshoped it to be lighter didnt work to well
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and one last one woop woop!
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so leave a comment cause i know your jealous!!

9 I Shall Abandon My Coffins Of Premature Fate

[27 Oct 2005|06:30pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

Is this not the funniest thing youve ever seen!! come on even the ladys gotta admit its funny!!

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2 I Shall Abandon My Coffins Of Premature Fate

[20 Aug 2005|09:40pm]
who wants to go to mudvayne with me plz!!! i can go unless i have 1 friend!! anyone plz im like reaaally in need of going to this show be a friend if you go ill beat up, fuck, ANYTHIGN ILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK SERIOUSLY!! plz plz plz get back to me beofre sunday or mid day sunday come on!! anyone!
13 I Shall Abandon My Coffins Of Premature Fate

[30 Jul 2005|04:03pm]
[ mood | which is better? ]

Some new shirts im orderingCollapse )

5 I Shall Abandon My Coffins Of Premature Fate

[11 Jul 2005|10:00pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

the first half was cut we were talking about the internet getting boring and how myspace is getting old and were trying to think of something new and my mom hit the power chord speewing and thats why its lost but read it its funny as shit its me and dylan two of the craziest mother fuckers ive ever met yeah me what now ok ready ACTION!:

LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: sorry
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: it was the mother she came in sweeping violently
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and hit the power chord
ScrotoSaggins619: haha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and im like WHAT DID YOU DO!! YOU RUINED MY PONDER MODE!!
ScrotoSaggins619: hahahahahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and she looks at me and shes like turn it back on and its gona go back to the same screen
ScrotoSaggins619: hahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and im like no its not! and she said yeah and im like its not even pugged in!! how can it
ScrotoSaggins619: hahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and then somegthing hit me
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: what if we bacame internet pimps
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: became*
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: put that shit in your aim profile
ScrotoSaggins619: thats too funny
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: it was that or online dating and then dump the bitches and laugh
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: what about an online hokker site
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol ok ill put it
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAH
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: do it!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: this is good!
ScrotoSaggins619: and then the people meet up in person at one of our lovely hotels
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHA
ScrotoSaggins619: eith body guards
ScrotoSaggins619: so no one gets killed
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHHAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: OMG
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: IM GONA CRY FROM LAUGHING SOOO HARD
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: but first the have to get tested
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAH
ScrotoSaggins619: then its all sex
ScrotoSaggins619: and after
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahaaha
ScrotoSaggins619: we collect 65% of the profits
ScrotoSaggins619: just think
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahahaha
ScrotoSaggins619: 2-300 a person
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im trying but its hard to think while you laugh
ScrotoSaggins619: the hookers would easily walk home with a thousand bucks a week
ScrotoSaggins619: and WE"D BE RICH!!!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAH
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: we should try it
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: seriously but we gotta find hookers
ScrotoSaggins619: theres gotta be some in the future
ScrotoSaggins619: we just gotta pay attention now
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: what about bethany
ScrotoSaggins619: if shes down
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: that was a joke
ScrotoSaggins619: get it
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: black mail her into it
ScrotoSaggins619: get it
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAH IF SHES DOWN
ScrotoSaggins619: ok so first, we need a name
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ok
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: convections connections
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ha
ScrotoSaggins619: the palace of chalice
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: chalice wtf is that
ScrotoSaggins619: its a word
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: not sure what it means though
ScrotoSaggins619: it rhymed so..
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
ScrotoSaggins619: beLOVEd inc.
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
ScrotoSaggins619: uh
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: A to the D hooker inc.
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: ADH inc.
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahaha
ScrotoSaggins619: adam,dylan,hooker incorperated
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha and then we could have a ADHD adam, dylan hooker distress call
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha ADHD
ScrotoSaggins619: LMAO

ScrotoSaggins619: this is to funny
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im gona post it on livejournal
ScrotoSaggins619: do it
ScrotoSaggins619: well have followers
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: check out my info
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: oh man people are gona shit themselve to this convo its probably the funniest ive had
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and man i have some funny ones
ScrotoSaggins619: lol\
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: that will smith one was funny too
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i have it saved on my comp lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahaha i cant get over it ADHD
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahah hooker distress call
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: omg how do i do it
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: its like that epidsode of that 70s show were eric sees his parents having sex
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i wonder if i did maybe thats why im so warped
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: that was sooo funy
ScrotoSaggins619: aw did eric see mommy having intercoarse?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: BOOBS IN SPACE
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: hahaha
ScrotoSaggins619: ive seen that one about a hundred times
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: spot looking so hot with the red lipstick and the no bra
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: did you see red with the blender?
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha your gona spoil fez apetite
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: i had to eat during that part
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha i was eating and watching
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i got a tv in my kitchen
ScrotoSaggins619: oh yeah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cause my mom coocks and watches
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i almost typed cocks hahah
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: thats what i thought at first
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: how do you spell it cooks?
ScrotoSaggins619: cooks
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ok
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: idk why i always add a c
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: maybe its cause im mexican
ScrotoSaggins619: dude, i have emily miller as a friend now
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: shhh the c is silent
ScrotoSaggins619: you remember her?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: emily miller
ScrotoSaggins619: ya
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: she have big boobs?
ScrotoSaggins619: look on my first pago o' friends
ScrotoSaggins619: it says emily
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: just tell me if she did or not fool ill know after that
ScrotoSaggins619: grey nblack pic
ScrotoSaggins619: fool?
ScrotoSaggins619: fool around?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: your sick
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you know that
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: fu
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: does that please the pimp
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ya happy
ScrotoSaggins619: huh?
ScrotoSaggins619: im confucking-fused
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i have no idea
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i was trying to be a drunk whore
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: k
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: trying to speak ganter when she was a red neck whore
ScrotoSaggins619: you sorta pulled it off now that i think of it
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: emily would join a.d.h.d
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: then i think i do remeber ahah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ill check my yearbook
ScrotoSaggins619: k
ScrotoSaggins619: wait, did i even hang with you in middle school? i cant remember a god darned thing
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yep thats her
ScrotoSaggins619: yep
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: we did kinda
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: like sometimes we would
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: but sometimes we didnt
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: like when you first showed up we hung
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and then you hung out with the cool kids and i had just ditches them fus
ScrotoSaggins619: and had what?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: who had what
ScrotoSaggins619: and i had just ditches them fus?
ScrotoSaggins619: whgats that mean?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ok..
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i stopped hanging out with the cool kids
ScrotoSaggins619: oh
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: they were so dumb
ScrotoSaggins619: ya i hate cool kids
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: like all they would talk about was their penis size
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and they lied about it
ScrotoSaggins619: fuckyah
ScrotoSaggins619: i just hope i wasnt a dick to anyone
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and they looked up porn on the school comps
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: well that was kinda funny
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cause the teacher never caught them
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: but still
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: they looked up wierd shit like blake
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: he looked up fistings and shit
ScrotoSaggins619: blakes a pron'o holic]
ScrotoSaggins619: hes gonna be one of our clients
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hey they have to start somewere
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahahaha
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah but i got tired of them
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: like cody swanson
ScrotoSaggins619: where'd you hang out at?
ScrotoSaggins619: fuck that guy..i never hung out with him
ScrotoSaggins619: i beat his ass
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: after i left him?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: them*
ScrotoSaggins619: ya i guess
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you seriously beat him up
ScrotoSaggins619: in boxing
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i hung out with the stupid kids
ScrotoSaggins619: i swung twice and knocked him out 2wice
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: frank silva and anthony warring and aj
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: well those were the coolest kids there
ScrotoSaggins619: yah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: but cody and the crew called them that
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: till this day i dont think cody belives i ditched him for the "un cool kids"
ScrotoSaggins619: fuck cody
ScrotoSaggins619: fuckin
ScrotoSaggins619: i went from nothing in 6th grade
ScrotoSaggins619: to the top at the end of 7th cause people were lame and i was a punkass
ScrotoSaggins619: got bored of em in 8th
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah
ScrotoSaggins619: went and hung with michael and cody mooring and joe
ScrotoSaggins619: joe left school
ScrotoSaggins619: michael went jock
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ha yeah
ScrotoSaggins619: and me n cody have been hangin to this day with ben
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah
ScrotoSaggins619: since 7th grade
ScrotoSaggins619: its been a while
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah
ScrotoSaggins619: that woulda been sick if it we had our own lil gang of us at school
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: i remember andrew jackson, he was my first friend at montgomery
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: andrew jackson
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: wtf
ScrotoSaggins619: johnson
ScrotoSaggins619: aj
ScrotoSaggins619: one of the 2
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah i hung out with that kid
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: he was a good friend of mine
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: now i havent talked to him for a long time
ScrotoSaggins619: i seen himn like months ago walking home from school
ScrotoSaggins619: hes still the same
ScrotoSaggins619: looking
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah i saw him a month ago
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: riding his bike by aaron
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and i was gona yell at him but he was gone
ScrotoSaggins619: ya
ScrotoSaggins619: he prolly doesnt remember me
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i think you were in the car
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: he would remember me after i told him
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hes gona be like whos that guy
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and im like adam
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and hes like adam was fatter
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: you were
ScrotoSaggins619: i was too
ScrotoSaggins619: i was chubby i guess from what everyone says
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i dont think you were or i never payed attention
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i never did lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: all i knew i was fatter
ScrotoSaggins619: well ,thats what girls said, then they said i got way skinnyer in eighth
ScrotoSaggins619: and i got taller
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: dude, if my dad wont take me to get those apps. ill go get em myself
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i think their on the comp man
ScrotoSaggins619: i already tried looking
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: no they probably have a comp there
ScrotoSaggins619: ohhh
ScrotoSaggins619: r u sure you want the job so far away
ScrotoSaggins619:
?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: dude...........at this point ill work the corner at fucking temecula for all i care
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ill wake up and run my ass there so i can get there at 9 at night
ScrotoSaggins619: hell ya
ScrotoSaggins619: hell ya, we could be those people outside smoking a cigerette
ScrotoSaggins619: on the lil planter things
ScrotoSaggins619: but screw cigs.
ScrotoSaggins619: id get a big ol cigar
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: i wanna be the butcher though
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHA
ScrotoSaggins619: but itll be a while till we get promoted
ScrotoSaggins619: bags for us
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah...
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ill bag and hit on the old ladies and get a promotion maybe lol
ScrotoSaggins619: lol, im gonna ask EVERYONE if they need help out
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: even the huge guys
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: some bum outside hey ya need help
ScrotoSaggins619: or just the people who only buy gum
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
ScrotoSaggins619: "hey, uh, you need help out with that sir?"
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you need help carrying that to your car
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: he gives you a stick for a tip\
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: butcher would be sick
ScrotoSaggins619: fuck yah
ScrotoSaggins619: or the deli section
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: thatd be yours
ScrotoSaggins619: or bens
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAH
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHA THAT MADE ME LAUGH SOO HARD
ScrotoSaggins619: ryan would be in the flowers
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hed be to scared to help the customers
ScrotoSaggins619: aron would be with the crabs or lobsters
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hes like DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT OLD LADY SHE WAS HUGE
ScrotoSaggins619: LOL

ScrotoSaggins619: GOD DAMN!!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: LOL
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: man i dont think anyone is gona wana read this convo now its sooo long
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: but its hilarious
ScrotoSaggins619: lmao
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: fucking aaron the crab guy
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: couldnt you see him behind the tank with a vons hat on, just smilin with 2 crabs ineach hand
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHA
ScrotoSaggins619: like, ya dude, i rock!!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: I FELL TO THE FLOOR ON THAT ONE
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: its like his new sn is aaronthecrabgod
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: i wanna mess with those crabs
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAHA
ScrotoSaggins619: like throw some macaroni noodles or something in there, just to see wat theyd do
ScrotoSaggins619: or like some shrimp
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAH
ScrotoSaggins619: and take off the rubber bands
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: DUDE I NEED TO BREATH
ScrotoSaggins619: AW!!!!!!!!!!
ScrotoSaggins619: take off the rubber bands and set em in so aaron has to get em out
ScrotoSaggins619: and leave
ScrotoSaggins619: then when aaron comes back...hell have a real problem on his hands
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahahahaahh
ScrotoSaggins619: thatd be SOOO
funny
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: yeah man
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cheapcityyhalo: you guys are weird
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i showed cassie some of out convo
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cause i was tlaking to her on the phone
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and i was cracking up
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cheapcityyhalo: you guys are weird
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
cheapcityyhalo: seriously...
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: cheapcityyhalo: wtf why is his sn that?!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: haha
ScrotoSaggins619: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ScrotoSaggins619: mwahahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: man im gona like crap myself from laughter
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: i could only imagine
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im making sure everyone with a lj is reading this
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHA imagine me shiting my pants
ScrotoSaggins619: i dont ahve a live journal yet
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im like sitting there.............oh crap
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: alive a live journal wtf
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: everyones like whats wrong
ScrotoSaggins619: haaahhahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: um i just remembered um my water broke
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: adams PREGNENT!!!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: hahahahah
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im like runnig out hold my pants
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: give birth right on your floor
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: its a baby
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and hes black
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: wtf
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: thats what im sayin
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: im like i like my men how i like my chocolate dark
ScrotoSaggins619: LMAO!!!!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and then some ones like you hate dark chocolate
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and im like um oki like my men how i like my coffe dark
ScrotoSaggins619: i just picturede you with lipstick in that picture"5$ a pop" and you sayin that
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: OH GOD KEEP IT TOGETHER
ScrotoSaggins619: LOL
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: its like hey the baby has a lump on his head
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: no i belive thats a corn
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: wait were his head
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: um see i wasnt ready to give birth i was only like a week in
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: see hes premature
ScrotoSaggins619: LIL CORN BABY POPS OUT
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: see theres the corn i had last week
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: only a week old
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: some might say im ove due hahah you know what i mean hahaha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: everyone is like shocked
ScrotoSaggins619: lol, its attatched to its head like the fetus in south park on that nurse
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHAHAH
ScrotoSaggins619: ew
ScrotoSaggins619: fuckin weak
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ha
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: were getting out of line
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: a little to gross poop jokes
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: come on get this conversation back on the tracks
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: get the convo. back on track and we just stop talking
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: i was trying to think of somethign to say
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: and im talking to this crazy lady who wont leave me alone
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: listen to her shit
ScrotoSaggins619: haha, how old and is she eligble for hire?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: tohsiddot: im HIGHper
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: lol
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you said it
tohsiddot: no i didnt
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you did
tohsiddot: no
tohsiddot: when
tohsiddot: no i didnt
tohsiddot: omg
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHAHAHA
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: shes one grade below us and you ask her im scared
ScrotoSaggins619: shes weird
ScrotoSaggins619: what should i ask her or how?
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: idk man
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: ill take care of the sober chicks
ScrotoSaggins619: we dont even have a buisness yet
ScrotoSaggins619: 'just an idea
ScrotoSaggins619: AW!
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: you can do the nut ones
ScrotoSaggins619: we could run it outta your garage
ScrotoSaggins619: lol
ScrotoSaggins619: or..
ScrotoSaggins619: we need to build an underground cave
ScrotoSaggins619: ill brb
LUDBICxDAxTWINKY: HAHA

and i got tired so i cut it there he still is away if more comes then ill re post later

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[09 Jul 2005|11:19am]
[ mood | crappy ]

yo peeps im gona be up in ensenada im gona be bored its a famlily reunion so call me text me leave me comments on here leave me comments on myspace do anything so when i come back i have to take forever to see all of it. yep do it my numbers at the bottom and guess what I GOT NAKED PICTURES OF BETHANY

212-2395

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[22 May 2005|09:18pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]



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[22 Feb 2005|04:11pm]
I made a Quiz for you! Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!
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[21 Feb 2005|09:07am]
im sitting in my room alone and bored god this sucks! anyone plz anyone make me less bored! i cant belive im saying this its the first time ever i want human contact!!

plz!! fucking holidays suck

im me or something aim: slipkoff666 yahoo: slipkoff_514
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[19 Jan 2005|06:08pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

ok new rule if you wana read my shit or be my sooooo called "friend" you must comment here to be added



so comment

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i stole this from kim [31 Dec 2004|07:27pm]
1. Whats the first letter in your name?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. A memory between us.
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[24 Dec 2004|09:16am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

you guys i got a bass for x-mas its a 5 string bass too and im rocking out on it so check this out bellow(more info on bass later on):
so you guys voted for the santa hat that i would wear well here are the results

regular santa hat -1vote shut out so heres the winner as you voted
pink and black-5votes




MERRY X-MAS TO ALL!!

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[18 Dec 2004|10:50am]
[ mood | awake ]

its 10:50 in the morning i got a MAD HEAD ACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god damn you you stupid sand man come back from your strike and make me sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you basterd i dont sleep i need sleep fucking sleeping pills dont help i almost died last time i took some fucking my heart hurt so bad i fell out of my chair and my brother was past out from wut i gave him he couldnt help and i just sat there

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[16 Dec 2004|05:17pm]
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[11 Dec 2004|05:30pm]
[ mood | shocked ]



this lj update is for dimebag darrell abote one of the sickest guitar players out there. i cant belive he died during a freaking concert with a bluddy gun damn you u dirty murderer!!! well the murder dude is dead now the killed him at the show but now we dont know his motive for this evil doing when will the madness end ok now comment ur feelings on this trageddy and im making a shrine for dimebag so yeah look for that in the future. and my new default icon is dimebag headbangging

and may we all mosh in his memory

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